So see what had happened was…I folded a fitted sheet and it came out pretty good on the first try. This event would, by any estimation, trigger the apocalypse.
Fortunately for you, however, one of the pillow cases got lost within the fitted sections without me realizing it. After searching the house, the washer and the dryer, I figured it out and had to unwrap the fitted sheet to find the case.
Re-folding the fitted sheet a second time, it was the usual wrinkled pile of crap it usually is.
So there you have it, no apocalypse. You’re welcome.
that’s what Shane said©